Captain Armstrong Jr. XVI

      You are probably here by mistake and searching for Captain Picard, no doubt?

Captain Jall Armstrong Jr XVI of 'The Flaunting Crotchman' the gayest ship ever to sail the seven lakes of the peak district.

I'm surrounded by seamen.' - Jall

Pants Ahoy - Private Pahts

Onward to america to conquer the clubs! - Jall

Life is like a box of chocolates, my mum usually throws it away. - Jall

Qwok - A dyslexic Duck.