Captain Armstrong Jr. XVI
Captain Jall Armstrong Jr XVI of 'The Flaunting Crotchman' the gayest ship ever to sail the seven lakes of the peak district.
I'm surrounded by seamen.' - Jall
Pants Ahoy - Private Pahts
Onward to america to conquer the clubs! - Jall
Life is like a box of chocolates, my mum usually throws it away. - Jall
Qwok - A dyslexic Duck.