Candy

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Ugh

Why Candy is Awesome.

Hahacandypwnsbecausettastesgood andgivesyousugarhigh! Ilikechocolate! Chocolatetastesgood! Sugarislikeadrugoradoseofcocaine!

OMGZSUGARZPWNZ[edit]

Sugamakesmefeelallexplodeyandskyhigh! OMGOMGOMGZZZILUVSUGAR! OnetimeI'splodedandvomitedmybrainsoutzzzz!!

Itwasawesome!

When Sugar is "Bad"[edit]

Hahaasifyuloser! SUgarisneverbadevenonHalloween whenyoueatsomuchthatyoudiealittleinside.

In Conclusion[edit]

Hooray!

Sohaveyoulearnedanythingtodayretardstudents? "Uhgm…"

Whocaresletshavecandy!!!!!!!!!! That'srightyoulittle*blank*s! CANDYISSOPWNSOMETHATITROFLPWNSALLITINHABITS!

In Reality[edit]

Candy is actually an extremely addictive stimulant drug given to kids. It's supposed to stop their hearts from the high, but the original manufacturer didn't put enough "Derivative of death" in it, and instead now really just ruins families as a low-class drug. Toodles!

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