Can you count to potato?

“Godzilla.”

~ Raymond Burr

“Escalator... ”

~ Aaron Burr

“Masochism... ”

~ Hello Kitty

“Catapult... Can you say "catapult"?”

~ Big Bird

“Joker... you fiend!”

~ Batman

“Godzilla,

escalator,

masochism,

catapult,

Joker...

potato!!!

Ahahahahaaaaaa!!! (thunder and lightning)”

~ The Count

Can you count to potatoe? was a TV show....i guess.

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