A CABBAGE is a mythological creature that doesn't exist, or at least not whenever I'm looking for it.
How am I supposed to describe it? I've never even seen one of the damn things! But I imagine it is round, or maybe square. Like a... cucumber? Except with more fur, and fang. A fang. No? Not a fang. Fang(s). Teeth, like, they are sharp. They probably hurt. But then, I wouldn't know. I WASTED all that time looking for one but all I found was this lousy fish.
Where do you find them?
Certainly not in any of the places I looked! So, I don't know. Cans, possibly. I didn't look in any cans. I don't like them. I'm allergic. Or, that could be plums. Cans and plums, I don't know, they taste the same to me. Of course, I seldom eat them.
On and running.
Are they dangerous?
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Not enough to attack me. Although I did get a mosquito bite that looked sort of like a cabbage might have done it. But nope, it was just a mosquito. It looked like a cabbage though, but like a flying one. Actually, they fly. That's why I couldn't find one. I did find this fish, though. And I didn't waste that much time, just a year or two. Still. Would have been nice.
they are dangerous i was attacked by one once.