Byzantines

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The Bortzantines were fought by Bort. They also discovered 1000 uses for cheese. One of these included a magical flying carpet for mice.



Life[edit]

The Bortzantines lived in Bortca, a magic pineapple that lives in Ukelele Land. They had a leader named Bortson III. Bortson soon fell in love with a woman named Bortina. Together, Bortson III and Bortina ruled the pineapple. Everyone had a good time. But as soon as Bort fought the Bortzantines, they were all dead. Eventually, the pineapple where they lived was used in a smoothie. This ended the short life of the Bortzantines.