Burger

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Have you ever seen a burger? They are greasy and hated by all chaps.

CHAPS I SAY.

Ingredients[edit]

Chaps, Lots of butter, Some kind of armpit grease, I like pie!, Other miscellany, Meat I SAY MEATTTT!!!, and of course [[Duck|QUACK QUACK QUACK!!]].

Why thank you, sir? YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME THE RECIPE OF DESTERUCTION!!!

STERUCTION I SAY!

Burgers[edit]

Are they good? Some people say no, some people say yes.

And some people say Yea.....no. Which means we have to kill them. With fish, fish and only smish...no wait I meant fish.

FISH I SAY!!!

Or was that Smish? The owls say it must be, so we shoot you.....I eat children for breakfast.

Greaseynessnessness[edit]

If a burger is not greasy enough, grease it.

If it is too greasy, grease it.

If it has no grease, YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEYEEEE!

YeeZeeAAAA! CHIKEZIE EZIE HAS EATEN ME!!

A LA BA?

Oh but the grease is too greasy, and I met a cow for meat, though the fact that p will eat you, banana!

P I SAY!

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