Bucket list

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It's never too early to start your bucket list.

Anteaters have simple bucket lists, but that doesn't mean yours has to be the same.

You gotta write this shit down and recorded, because your going to forget these important things that you really wanna do.

Okay, I'll give you what I started and maybe you can use it to get yourself going:

  • Start a bucket list. Wow, that was easy-peasy, no?
  • Ask your Dad if those Russian prison tats really do mean he killed and ate his kids from his previous marriage.
  • Work out why oranges taste like oranges.
  • Find out if you are really the secret Harry Potter and have to live in a closet under the stairs to maintain story canon.
    • Also, find out if the rent for the closet should be $1200 a month. You don't live in New York City, after all. Or do you?
  • Determine if Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are real. Maybe you're Jewish, Muslim or Buddhist, but you're not sure of that, either.
  • Figure out if you are adopted and originally the child of shape-shifting aliens like your supposed parents say.
  • Start saving up to travel to that "limbo" place that everybody talks about.
    • Meanwhile, look to hire a personal limbo trainer. How low can you go?