The British accent is often considered to be typified by the Queen. This theory has, however, recently been disproved by anthropologists who discovered that the Queen's accent has far more of a Germanic twang to it than previously believed. To find the true British accent one must look further afield to the pit children of the West Midlands.
These children have been enslaved underground for 200 years with no access to modern media and therefore have the purist accent known to man. The recent discovery of the 'rouw-setter stown' has finally lead to the deciphering of this previously nonsensical tongue. Experiments are being conducted on such stars as Madonna. These generous ladies are allowing the scientific community to evaluate what state the brain is in while speaking in different dialects including the common thread of fake British Accent. Watch for the results on the next Hard Copy.
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