Brisingr
Brisingr is third Eragon book. When you hold a stick and shout BRISINGR! the stick will go into flames. Only Squirtle can quench these flames.
NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ERAGON BUT ME! -"Wha? Glaedr died?" "Eragon, I'm dead too." "Screw you oromis. Glaedr is DEAD!"
-Eragon discussing the death of Glaedr.
Glaedr[edit]
Glaedr was the awesomest character in the whole two books he lasted in. He was sooooo badassk. He died in Brisingr and they met him in Eldest. He lost a leg in battle. Did I mention he's a dragon?
- Hes cool.
- Hes very wise.
- He rejected Saphira, who was madly in love with him.
TRIVIA[edit]
- Glaedr and his screwy sidekick Oromis die.
- its the third book.
- Eragon kills stuff.
- I think Galbatorix the Bowsah wins.
- I really don't know.
- I bet you cried when Glaedr died.
Through the heart of Alagasia we plunge the sword of our army through! Hail Ra'zac!
No Ra'zac! I will kill you till you die and kill your skimpy master too.
Eragon! We hates you.
I Gollum now. Gives me the precious!
Wait WTF are you doing here? This is Inheritance, not Lord of the Rings!
It's close enough, Aragorn.
I told you it's ERAGON.
Hail Ra'zac! Are we gonna battle now? Oh here comes Glaedr!
Rawr! I'm Glaedr. Prepare to die you worms. Beetles. I destroy!
Yesh. To Dathomir we battle!
Grievous?
Yep it's me. Battle droids, get *cough cough* my lightsabers!
General Grievous! Get out of this book.
Fine! Let's go battle droids.
Roger roger!
Now where were we?
PRECIOUS!
Oh great that creepy goblin is still here...
