Brisingr

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Brisingr is third Eragon book. When you hold a stick and shout BRISINGR! the stick will go into flames. Only Squirtle can quench these flames.

NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ERAGON BUT ME! -"Wha? Glaedr died?" "Eragon, I'm dead too." "Screw you oromis. Glaedr is DEAD!"

-Eragon discussing the death of Glaedr.

Glaedr[edit]

Glaedr was the awesomest character in the whole two books he lasted in. He was sooooo badassk. He died in Brisingr and they met him in Eldest. He lost a leg in battle. Did I mention he's a dragon?

  • Hes cool.
  • Hes very wise.
  • He rejected Saphira, who was madly in love with him.

TRIVIA[edit]

  • Glaedr and his screwy sidekick Oromis die.
  • its the third book.
  • Eragon kills stuff.
  • I think Galbatorix the Bowsah wins.
  • I really don't know.
  • I bet you cried when Glaedr died.

Through the heart of Alagasia we plunge the sword of our army through! Hail Ra'zac!

No Ra'zac! I will kill you till you die and kill your skimpy master too.

Eragon! We hates you.

I Gollum now. Gives me the precious!

Wait WTF are you doing here? This is Inheritance, not Lord of the Rings!

It's close enough, Aragorn.

I told you it's ERAGON.

Hail Ra'zac! Are we gonna battle now? Oh here comes Glaedr!

Rawr! I'm Glaedr. Prepare to die you worms. Beetles. I destroy!

Yesh. To Dathomir we battle!

Grievous?

Yep it's me. Battle droids, get *cough cough* my lightsabers!

General Grievous! Get out of this book.

Fine! Let's go battle droids.

Roger roger!

Now where were we?

PRECIOUS!

Oh great that creepy goblin is still here...