Bridge

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“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

~ Captain Obvious, being obvious

“Ohhhhh. Burn the bridge after we cross it. Okay.”

~ Julius Caesar, the first time

“Eighteen no trump! Yahtzee!!!”

~ Captain Oblivious at the toll booth

“Oh, by the way, your friend Leslie is dead.”

~ Jess's dad in Bridge to Terabithia

“Take the bridge and not the tunnel.”

~ Gang leader on stealing transportation infrastructure

KABOOM!!!!!

~ any bridge in a Michael Bay movie

“London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down”

~ Old Arizona nursery rhyme

“Don't worry, this bridge is safe to cross.”

~ Some guy who isn't with us anymore

“Eighteen no trump! Yahtzee!!!”

~ Donald Trump at the World Series of Contract Bridge, with a nine iron

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