The commercial said, "Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar." It distinctly said "bar"! You never listen!!! now I have to take the cat to the cat garage to get it glued back together. It'll probably cost a fortune. No wonder it always tries to scratch you.
Of course, you're sorry, you always say you're sorry! You do realize this is why we can't have nice cats. Ever since you broke grandma, you've been really careless and destructive. Okay, it was Grandmaster Flash, then. It doesn't matter. So just take your little jackhammer and have yourself a little timeout in the corner.