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Bread is the stuff that comes out of dead sites. But don't cite me on that, because that would be insightful!

Batman is kooler than u will ever bee!!!! I like platypuses!!!! AND CHEESE!!![edit]

Batman apparently denies having any affiliation with the Wonder Bread company, despite overwhelming evidence that he himself collected. When asked in an interview if he liked tea, he replied, "What?! No, I do not have an affiliation with the Wonder Bread company!".

Police are currently interrogating him using cheese torture and the forced wearing of brass hats. The latter is said to be particularly embrassing.