Bort is a very popular name in America and the UK. "How come?", you may say, since Bort sounds like a robot from Mars. Well, Bort is one of those new names that sounds tasty. I'd really like to meet a Bort one day. Really really.
BORTSON IS HERE! BORTSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! BORTSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS! REAL MEN USE ALL CAPS!
Bortexander the Great
He made a huge empire, and built the famous city Bortexandria.
Bortilla the Hun
Rowan Bortkinson played this accident-prone Bort. Totally not a rip-off of Mr. Bean.
A robot from Mars.