Bort

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Bort is a very popular name in America and the UK. "How come?", you may say, since Bort sounds like a robot from Mars. Well, Bort is one of those new names that sounds tasty. I'd really like to meet a Bort one day. Really really.

Famous Borts[edit]

BORTSON[edit]

BORTSON IS HERE! BORTSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! BORTSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS! REAL MEN USE ALL CAPS!

Bortexander the Great[edit]

He made a huge empire, and built the famous city Bortexandria.

Bortilla the Hun[edit]

He was a famous Bortbarian who lived somewhere in Germany. He fought the Romans, the Bortzantines, and anyone else who got on his nerves.

Mr. Bort[edit]

Rowan Bortkinson played this accident-prone Bort. Totally not a rip-off of Mr. Bean.

BORT-8304A[edit]

A robot from Mars.

Bort Simpson[edit]

Yellow kid. Lives somewhere in America. Sound familiar?