Booze

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A small bar in the Sonoran Desert of Mexico.

“I want something local. What's in that unmarked bottle over on the left? I'll have some of that.”

~ A tourist

“That? I'm sorry, señor. That booze was made for Joaquin.”

~ Bartender

“Certainly he wouldn't get mad if I had just a shot?”

~ A tourist

“That's just what he'll do. Then one of these days his boots are gonna walk all over you.”

~ Bartender

(cue descending bass notes)