Book

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The book is an archaic, paper based format in which many websites used to be printed. It is noted for its lack of hyperlinks, annoying natural wear and tear and being enormously ink-consuming. Indeed, the Great Ink shortage of 1674 was a result of mass book writing amongst the world's general population and monsters.[1]

George Hamburg explained that:

...the book is a curious item which, though often larger and more weighty than a mobile phone or Blackberry, was the primary method of communication in the 20th Century.

Thankfully, Charles Dickens invented the pomcuter in 1879 meaning people no longer had to put up wid dis crap wanted to use books.

Famous books[edit]

  • Encyclopedia Britannica.com
  • Book Rogers - recently sold at an Internet auction for 50p ($6)
  • The Sunday Times - popular primitive plate, observed in photographs of chip shops

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