If afooblah is here, can Boobah be far away? This is the question that has been ignored for centuries, and justly so. For it is written, and very badly at that, that when the skies turn that funny peachy kind of color and the rivers run with uranium hexafluoride with a hint of mint, that paper will continue to be white unless in the cases where it isn't. The signs are everywhere, particularly the ones with Old People Diapers advertising. So be warned! And be warmed! For the time is nigh, whatever that's supposed to mean. I mean, it's not like "neigh". I know what that is.