Bonnie and Clyde

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“It's our first crime together, and I wanna make an impression on you”

~ Bonnie on Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde were two gun-toting bank robbers in the 1930s.

If they were around today, they'd have a few million likes on their Facebook page since people were happy to see banks getting knocked off when so many closed without warning and took most people's money in the Great Depression. Bonnie and Clyde'd be good video game players today, because they had tons of firepower where the local sheriffs only had guns that shot out a little flag that said BANG! Since they liked fast cars, they'd be all over the Grand Theft Auto game franchise, too.

Alas, they were shot full of holes in an ambush NOT by the FBI that likes to take credit for everything. Otherwise they'd be making tons from YouTube videos and merch like bobblehead dolls and original artwork.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Bonnie and Clyde, or simply go here.