That is some good shit right there. I... OMFG! He's back already! He's in the parking lot!
Okay, you guys get the air freshener and start spraying. You, open up all the windows you can but don't let him see you. You!, you dump out the water and I'll clean up the stem. Okay, Go! Go! Go!
Come on! Get that thing back in the closet; you know where it goes. Here's the stem. Let's go guys!
Just drop the air freshener behind the couch, okay? Aaaaand, we're done. Just in time, too.
Hi, boss! It's just me, your loyal dog Ralph, Freddy the cat, the parrot and the hamsters just goofing off while you were away. Why are you smelling my fur? I think there was a fire outside or something.