Blue Light Special
The Blue Light Special at K-mart is a magical mind control device that the Cheesecake of Doom and World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God operate. It has been used several times to manipulate humans against their will.
The Blue Light Special was invented by Some Guy during the 14th century because he was abnormally bored. So he went to the lair of Satan who gave him the DMEN PAOWERS! so he could alter space time. So some guy reversed time and went back to the Big Bang and aquired the SUUPER MOLECULE OF DOOOMS. And then he created the Blue Light Special.