Blub Meep's Brain
“This guy has a brain?”
Plus it comes in 14 of your favorite fruit flavors! Get them! Collect them! Trade them with your friends! Dominate world politics with your complete set of Blub Meep brains! You're only pretending you're not interested, just because all your friends are doing the same. But they're just sandbagging, waiting for the moment that you're not paying attention and then sucking up the entire supply of Blub Meep brains. Act now and you'll have plenty of time to modify yours to be uniquely different so that it might actually work! How cool is that?