Bloobs have a long and storied history in the British Isles. When the Romans first arrived in the first century, they encountered people painted in blue dye flocking to carry their luggage. This dye was woad, the color still used for British Airways. These native Picts were called Blue Boobs, later reduced to the portmanteau Bloobs (Blubii).
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