Bleeding Club

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“The first rule of Bleeding Club is that nobody talks about Bleeding Club.”

~ Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany

“Man, I'm over here bleeding like a stuck... waitwaitwait. Was that okay to say?!”

~ Tsarevich Alexei of Russia

Bleeding Club was the whole of royalty in Europe in the 20th century that carried the gene for hemophilia. The club gave members a chance to meet and settle family differences, one way or another. But it also kept records insuring that no vampire would be hired in any royal household.

The more reckless members of the group would play a form of Russian Roulette using leeches. Today, its members play a different form in which they bleed money, crashing expensive cars, paying off mistresses and investing in Greek and Albanian hi-tech.