Björk

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 Otherwise Björk would be endorsing it! 
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BJÖRK!![edit]

ÜMLÄÜT ÏNVÄSÏÖN[edit]

ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ! ÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏ! NÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

ÖÏ ÖÏ ÖÏ!

~ pervy man spotting Bjork in THAT swan dress

Music[edit]

Bumbumbummmm.

Oh, wait, that's not music. Er...

BUMBUMBUMMMM.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. DSUIU!.. DS, SH; SH; SH; SH. *train track sounds* dsuiu... KN. dsss... KNDSH DTST, DSUIU KNDSH DTST, DSUIU KNDSH DTST, KNDSH DTST! M HM HM... MHM HMM... ... M HM HM... MHM HMM... ... DOKAKA!.. dsuiu... dssss...

Fake Bjork lyrics[edit]

Wrestled in ideal
And threw it in a box
I'm sort of maybe hustled
And hustle and bustle yeah

I live in a city
And wear it on my skin
It's shiny and pretty
It knows where I've been

You give up too easily
So you can suffer alone
The stars are all teasing me
They're laughing...laughing

I live in a little city
It's shiny and pretty

Wake up! Wake up!
I shouldn't be alone
Wake up! Wake up!
You are here too

I'm jumping out of boxes
I'm surprising your foxes...

Alien Invasion[edit]

EVERYONE HIDE!

Bjork is coming.

Morse Code[edit]

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.

Oven[edit]

Sometimes, I throw nickels in the Oven, and it's music!!!

~ Bjork on Ovens