Bingo Man

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Bingo Man (Homo chuckalukus) was a contemporary of Homo sapiens and Homo Neanderthalensis. Built with powerful leg muscles, Bingo Man would jump out of bushes yelling "Bingo!" with arms raised. Unfortunately, this disturbed hunters of the other species trying to sneak up on game animals. If this was meant to purposely distract hunters, Bingo Man achieved his aim, as no fossils are found without dozens of arrows or spearpoints embedded in the bones. Bingo Man quickly became extinct, giving way to Trojan Man and Culligan Man in the irritating proto-humans niche.