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“It's a canary that goes both ways.”

Isn't he that purple dinosaur?

~ Captain Oblivious


~ World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, mad about something

“I got me one hawt binary companion!”

~ Antares (Alpha Scorpii) on Antares B

We'll kill you twice for double the fun.

~ Ronnie and Reggie Kray

Can we hire you guys?

~ Jay and Michael Aston of Gene Loves Jezebel

We have first dibs.

~ Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Laurel and Hardy. Harold and Kumar. Beavis and Butt-head. It's all so clear now!

~ Stephen Hawking