Billy Mays blows up Pluto
|Pluto is currently blowed up by Billy Mays.|
How he did it
No, he didn't smash it with this hammer, you silly. He teamed a bunch of idiots who were dumb enough to buy everything he sold and advised them to explode Pluto. They were like "wtf", and Billy said, "Yes. Blow up Pluto." And they said, "OK".
Why he did it
Just like everyone else does stuff. To be cool. And it made him cool. He blowed up Pluto.