Bill Gates will not be pleased, I think

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“Trump just gave Microsoft to North Korea.”

~ a flunky

“I think the ghost of Steve Jobs is living in our servers.”

~ Henry Dorsett Case

“My name is Muhammadu Buhari. I have been commissioned to inform you that your quite distant relative Helen Shagari has passed without any other surviving relatives. Therefore, her fortune of US$5.4 millions is yours. To claim your inheritance, do the following... ”

~ Gen. Muhammed Buhari

“My good friend Bill Gates has generously agreed to give $1.2 billion to starving Russian oligarchs in their time of need.”

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