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Berlin is the capital city of Germany and home to the terrorist mime troupe known as the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.

While the city itself has always been perfectly safe, the surrounding area has historically been quite dangerous. This is recorded as far back as 9 AD when a group of Romans on their way to a performance of The King and I were struck down in the Teutoborg Forest by Wotan, the Germano-Nordic god of parking enforcement.

After its urban renewal project know as World War II, Berlin became the capital of only two countries after being the major city of nearly all of Europe and one of the moons of Mars.