Beer garden

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A beer garden is planted by Coors beer cultists in the hopes of growing free beer. Cult members buy large packs of bottles or cans and take them down to what they consider a good spot to grow beer. The bottles or cans are then sacrificed, i.e. drunk, with several saved for planting. After the full bottles or cans are planted in the ground, they are then irrigated by peeing. The idea is to then wait several full moons before harvesting the beer. However, it never gets to this stage as, pee or not, someone always sneaks back for the buried beers.