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Beer the thick paste found under democratic types is a useless placebo ingradient in lager. Beer makes the user temporarily sane leading to their downfall. It can also lead to stampage on the rampage and collaborates with poo.


Frequent chilled abuse can lead to epilepsy or it can lead you somewhere else. To avoid the bananaskin of vengeance play pokemon and use oysters to ward off evil spirits amongst the dreaded spatulation effect.


Driking paint leads to a orienteering deficiency. Cutting fringes off of policemen will irritate them no end but will not stop beer's relentless march towards gingervitus.

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