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The bear is the only animal on earth that is known to dance around giving plants to children and wishing everyone a nice day. The reason for this is not yet known, but scientists will soon knob it. Or google it, if your a foreskin tramp. Bears, on the whole make good pets. Leave them out in the sun too long and there is a chance of minor skin burns coupled with bear trivialisation.

Bear habitats[edit]

They live on the top of Sarah Palin's cheeks and get randy when the fishwads dance to rap music. Provided you leave bears alone, they wont slap you over the head.