“Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. ”
“Beans, beans, they're good for the heart. The more you eat the less likely saving the planet becomes.”
~ Green Peace's alternative rendition of the classic
Beans, the musical fruit (the more you eat, the more you toot), were invented by Mr. Bean. No, not that one, a certain Mr. Heinz Bean. They were invented by accident when he was trying to discover a cure for flatulence: it is ironic, therefore, that the modern bean carries particular fart-inducing ingredients such as Fartium.
Delightful on toast, crumpets and television, beans are grown in the dense cornfields of South Shields, providing meals and deals for hundreds of people.