Battle with MrMetalFLower

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You -- HP: 5000
Attack Magic Skill Item
Daggers Fire Biting Sarcasm Potion
Bow Ice Die Phillip

You pull out your bow and let fly two arrows, doing 0.1 dmg.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14999.9
Attack Magic Summon Item Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks Homosecks Dylan Moran Reproduce Juice Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung Ban Cannibal Corpse Small Child The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower clips you round the ear with his Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks. You cry, and take 9999 dmg.

You -- HP: -4999
Attack Magic Skill Item
Daggers Fire Biting Sarcasm Potion
Bow Ice Die Phillip

You die while throwing fire and ice; doing 10 dmg.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9
Attack Magic Summon Item Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks Homosecks Dylan Moran Reproduce Juice Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung Ban Cannibal Corpse Small Child The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower attempts to exchange witticisms with your corpse; doing A presently unnoticeable amount of psychological dmg.

You -- HP: -4999
Attack Magic Skill Item
Daggers Fire Biting Sarcasm Potion
Bow Ice Die Phillip

You reply with biting sarcasm.

MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9
Attack Magic Summon Item Skill
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks Homosecks Dylan Moran Reproduce Juice Exchanging Witticism
The Sword of Ung Ban Cannibal Corpse Small Child The ability to admin your face off

MrMetalFLower dies of shame.

You win... WTF?! You're supposed to be dead

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