Battle with Flameviper

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Flameviper (also known as The Flamey Snake, ) is a rather dull warrior and is easily beated with a stick Level 87 Rod of Blizzaga[1]. Just smack him a few times summon the spirit of Silent Penguin Antacria and cast Ice-9 four times[2]. You know his HP is low when he starts speaking in a fake English accent, at which point you can laugh at him until he dies or something similar, such as pie.

You | HP: 128
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You cast Blizzard!

You deal 0 damage!

Flameviper | HP: 1000
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

Flameviper uses the Snake Longsword!

You recieve 30 damage!

You | HP: 98
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You summon Antacria!

Seppy heals 40 HP!

Flameviper | HP: 1000
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

Flameviper uses the Silver Fang!

You recieve 10 damage and are poisoned!

You | HP: 108 + Poison
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You recieve 10 damage from poison.

You cast Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 70 damage!

Antacria casts Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 180 damage!

Flameviper | HP: 750
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

Flameviper uses Hellfire!

You recieve 50 damage!

Antacria is immune!

You | HP: 48 + Poison
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You recieve 10 damage from poison.

You cast Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 50 damage!

Antacria casts Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 200 damage!

Flameviper | HP: 500
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

Flameviper decides to let you win!

Flameviper starts doing the Worm!

Flameviper is unsurprisingly good at doing the Worm!

You | HP: 38 + Poison
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You recieve 10 damage from poison.

You cast Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 80 damage!

Antacria casts Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 170 damage!

Flameviper | HP: 250
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

Flameviper is bored!

Flameviper whittles a stick into the shape of an eagle with his sword!

Flameviper's woodworking skills are impressive!

You | HP: 28 + Poison
Attack Magic Skill Item
Rod of Blizzaga Blizzard Return Magic Potion
Summon Antacria Blizzaga Turbo MP Cheese

You recieve 10 damage from poison.

You cast Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 30 damage!

Antacria casts Blizzaga!

Flameviper takes 220 damage!

Flameviper | HP: 0
Attack Magic Skill Item
Silver Fang Hellfire Return Magic Gem of Hellfire
Viper Longsword Ereshkigal Counter Orb of Life

You defeat Flameviper[3]!

You recieve the Snake Longsword.

You should however watch out for his hawt comrade, Femviper, as she holds all the answers. OMG!

WARNING: LONGVIPER IS LONG!

Notes[edit]

  1. And even then, you still need to have a +12 Magic bonus (preferable through a Blaze Robe).
  2. He's from Michigan, so he's used to living in a constant Ice-9 from November through March.
  3. He could just come back from the dead with the assistance of the Gem of Hellfire, but he just doesn't give a damn right now

See Also[edit]

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War battles
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