They are kind of creepy looking, and make lousy pets, unless you are Dracula.
Why bats make lousy pets.
1) They are not cute and cuddly.
2) They can crap all over the place, and the crap smells.
3) They make really loud noises, that annoy neighbours.
5) Contray to popular belief, they don't fight crime.
1) They make excellent alarm systems, and keep security a lot better, than dogs.
2) Hate having visitors at your house, own a bat!
3) Free fertilzer!