Batman

Proof

Batman is a world famous sushi chef wrestler, Who is secretly Bruce Wayne, who is secretly a Norwegian shoemaker, who is secretly a Colombian swimsuit model, who is secretly an Indian arms dealer, who is secretly a Cambodian hooker, who is secretly a Swedish baker, who is secretly a Palestinian farmer, who is secretly a Russian Tsar, who is secretly a Persian Chef, who is secretly a Cuban tailor, who is secretly a Israeli masseuse, who is secretly a French butcher, who is secretly a Japanese candle maker, who is secretly the white pop star named Kevin Richardson, Who is secretly the black rapper named Snoop Dogg, who is secretly a member of Hydra.

See also

• Adam West
• B. Ateman
• Batchap
• Batfish
• Harold Allnut