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To the batfish, Robin. Diddle iddle iddle iddle errrr!

~ Batman

Batfish are special kinds of fish, specifically those owned by Batman. They are filled with woody goodness, containing splinters, which are good for the immune system. They can be found in the frozen foods section of the supermarket, but only Batman's. That pretty much restricts them to the Downtown local mart, Gotham City.

Batfish is also the name Batman gives to his pet goldfish. It is thought that due to overfeeding and his constant need for omega 3 boosts, Batman is already up to Batfish the nine hundred and second. He stole the naming convention from The Simpsons, who kindly allowed him to sit and watch an episode to take notes on how to live his life. As a result, Batman now has developed a strange epiglottal sound which he utters when strangling victims.


~ Batman

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