Bat fuck insane

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Bat fuck insane is a clinical assessment of psychological unfitness as determined by the Integrated Knowledge Evaluation Assessment (IKEA) test.

The test involves someone filling out a questionnaire and getting pyschologically evaluated. While Bat fuck insane is an obvious slam dunk for someone like Mel Gibson who needs no test, testing can prove trying and difficult. That is, for the testers, as people taking the written portion tend to eat the answer form and the accompanying number 2 pencil. Therefore, in most cases, the respondent is shot with a tranquilizer dart and the form is filled out for him or her.

The IKEA is scored on a range from 0 to 100+, the higher the number group, the more extreme type. For example:

  • 0-25, mostly harmless, probably collects string and voted for Brexit
  • 25-50, Bizarro World resident, most likely
  • 50-75, moderately looney tunes
  • 75-100, space case
  • 100+, Andy Kaufman territory, certifiably Bat fuck insane
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