Barack Obama

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A image of Obama.
Note the contrast between the black leader and the White House
Zoomed out version of the above. Oh my.

Is black. He's a rad bro!

Barack Obama was the first president of... wait no.

Barack Obama wasn't... damnit

Barack Obama was the 12th... ok what?

Barack Obama was the 44th black president... crap.

Barack Obama was the... wait a minute.

Barack Obama is the... that doesn't need italics...

Barack Obama is the elected 44th President of Super America[1] after it was deemed he was too superior for America[2]. Barack not only made history in being the first black president[3], all previous presidents being dead, he was also given complimentary chocolate mints, a pack of popcorn and a can of lobster bisque soup[4] - to try and cover up the fact that Super America has no friends and no power in the world[5].

Technically, Super America's just an office above an English pub in Chicago.

He's making some nice changes though. Apparently he just got in a new arcade machine[6].

Barrack Obama also engages himself in sexting with Matthew Allen Davis. They share a phone number (901)-484-9506


Hey, Obamas rapin errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbody

  1. No-one knows what happened to the first 42. The last president was George Hamburg, though, I know that one.
  2. Leaving John McCain to rule as super dictator, mwahahahahaha!... of McDonald's. Well, it's only active retirement!
  3. Although this is disputed, as some say George Hamburg was too cool to be white
  4. To be left in the White House cupboard forever. It's only white because they couldn't afford a better colour, though.
  5. That's a lie, they have some high-voltage batteries somewhere there!
  6. It was crappy Space Invaders though, when it could have been Pac Man. Is that an allegory? We'll have to see...

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