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A banjo is a supposed musical instrument that is easy to play.

All it requires is bad teeth, a porch to sit on and generations of inbreeding. The hands will immediately move to play a lively tune, either Dueling Banjos or Cripple Creek, where no one can resist clapping along or squealing like a pig. Either that, or a qualified person will begin gnawing on the banjo while making sucking sounds and rolling their eyes.

Its greatest player of all time was Banjo Kazooie a conjoined-twin descendant of Australia's Banjo Patterson.