Banana bread

Banana bread is so called because it breeds bananas. Yes, that's right - it's where baby bananas come from, regardless of what your mother tells you about the 'stork'. In actual fact, Stork is a really crummy butter substitute that should only be used by tramps.

When banana bread and banana tomatoes breed, they create bonanoes, a special pink fruit used in place of bananas (and sometimes pineapples) only in emergency.

See also

• Banana
• Bread