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“Xoloitzcuintle! I'm a Xoloitzcuintle!”

~ Careless the Mexican Hairless

“Daddy, why do they call it a Bald eagle?”

“I think that's a Sphynx cat, pumpkin.”

“Ready to transport Capt. Kirk's rug onto your shiny little dome, Captain.”

“Make it so. Then raise shields.”

“Got a problem with that?”

~ Duane "The Rock" Johnson

“I'm dead so it hardly matters now, does it?”

~ Dwight Eisenhower