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Baha'i is a monotheistic religion that has its own traditions but also acknowledges the founders of other religions as well. As such, everybody else is out to murder their asses.

That has been their fate so far, anyway. Baha'i has still not reached Antarctica yet, so most penguins are unaware of it. But just give it some time and they will be desecrating Baha'i temples just like any fanatic fundamentalist of whatever religion you care to name. Even wacko cults like the Mormons hate Bahai as its followers don't worship money nor do they involve themselves in politics. Since Baha'i doesn't allow its followers to lie about their religion, most adherents have become experts at hide-and-seek.