Bagel is a town in Mozambique. It was there that a few schoolkids discovered the bagel.
Bagel has had many fleeb events occur, including the following:
- In 1978, Bagel was invaded by clones of E.T.
- The first ever Wikimania was held there, in 2887467644556453334.
- In 1990, You killed 23 people in a spree shooting because You didn't get your own way.