Bad Name Game

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The bad name game has been around as long as there have benn parents. Parents thinking they are clever (or occassionally sadisticly funny) have given their offspring first names that are embarassing. For example last name Pitt (or Pitts) 1st name harry = Harry Pitt. Some parents don't realize the horror they are inflicting on their children, some are just plain evil. Below is a list of thousands of last names and the poor/evil choices for first names parents have made.

Day/Daye[edit]

  • 1. Summer or any other season
  • 2. April, May, June or any other month
  • 3. Sunny/Sonny

Ford[edit]

  • 1. Chevy
  • 2. Porshe
  • 3. Mercedies

Green[edit]

  • 1. Forrest
  • 2. Kelly
  • 3. Emerald
  • 4. Sky
  • 5. Ivy
  • 6. Red (sorry Red Green love your T.V. show)
  • 7. Clover
  • 8. Blu/Blue
  • 9. Winter (very refreshing)
  • 10. Maureen
  • 11. Jade
  • 12. Turquoise
  • 13. Ruby

Hunt[edit]

  • 1. Mike (say it 5 times fast or prank call a bar asking for him)
  • 2. Tiger
  • 3. Robin
  • 4. Bunny
  • 5. Kitty
  • 6. Snake
  • 7. Ella F.
  • 8. Butterfly

Katts, Katt, Katz, Kaat, Catts, etc.[edit]

  • 1. Harry/Harrold/Harrison
  • 2. Tiger
  • 3. Kitty
  • 4. Calico/Cally
  • 5. Alley (and names ending in alley/ally like Sally)
  • 6. Precious
  • 7. Bob/Bobby/Robert/Robertta
  • 8. Leo/Leonardo
  • 9. Cathrine/kathrine

Pitt or Pitts[edit]

  • 1. Harry/Harrold/Harrison
  • 2. Olive/Olivia (love that restraunt)
  • 3. Peach
  • 4. Cherry
  • 5. Barbie Q. (throw another shrimp on er for me mate)
  • 6. Tiger

Stone[edit]

  • 1. Flint
  • 2. Sandy
  • 3. Chip
  • 4. Precious
  • 5. Rocky
  • 6. Goldie

Wood or Woods[edit]

  • 1. Forrest
  • 2. Cherry
  • 3. Dolly/Dollie (Dollywood is Dolly Partons theme park)
  • 4. Holly (Hollywood is the home of freaks and weirdos)
  • 5. Rose
  • 6. Willow
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