BK

The Burger King being a twit in front of his security guards

Burger King sucks.

The staff at Burger King spit in your drinks and food.

OMFG!!?![edit]

WHAT THE Fork!!!!!!!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

BURGER KING ARE Forking PILES OF Ship

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

NEVER EVER EAT AT JOE'S. I MEAN BURGER KING

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