BDSM

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Partygoer waiting for pie and punch to be served.

BDSM is a gathering for children and adults. The acronym stands for Balloons, Doggies, Snacks and Marionettes, the items featured in such gatherings.

It involves a series of games where adults dress up in patent leather, looking much like balloons. The adults will often play Pin the Tail on the Donkey while using rolling pins and real donkeys, much to the amusement of children watching. A puppet show normally follows, typically Punch & Judy, itself followed by a round of audience participation of adults and children spanking "naughty" adults. Then some of the adults will act like dogs, begging and drinking out of the toilet, and eating snacks out of dog bowls. The adults will then play Twister without a game spinner or mat. Children will then score the participants and the winner will get a small prize.

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