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Banana cheese is just what the words tell you. It looks like a banana, but peel the skin and there is cheese inside in all its glory. It's perfect for carrying around with you and provides your minimum daily requirement of cheese.

This was made possible by CRISPR technology, inserting specific genes into other DNA. Here, specific cow genes used in the making of milk and cheese are inserted into banana DNA. That DNA is then injected into banana stem cells which grow into trees that yield banana cheese. It's simple and easy. And just forget all those stories about people in Central America eating genetically enhanced banana chicken. First of all, they deserve to be two-headed chickens. Second, they can fly for short distances just like chickens. How cool is that?