Yep. This is another dumb page looking for your attention. But now that it worked and you're here, can you tell me the best recipe for tomato soup?
Just kidding, like I'd actually eat that. I'm really only here to ask you for 500 bucks. Or should I tell you that you owe me 500 bucks and I'm going to get it from you whether you like it or not?
So please hand it over righ--BAM! *gets shot by a cheapskate, aka you*
Ha! Didn't know I could do the Matrix thing, even though you still hit me. Gotta practice more. So what... Hey! Let go!!
So why are you strapping net pants on me? I don't...
NO! NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!!