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 [15:17]	===	olipro and nalioth are online.
 [15:17]	===	corpse2007, braydie, nerd42, jwales, crazytales2, silentpenguin, and soms are offline.
 [15:18]	<Javacat>	Anyone have 3 as there mobile phone provider?
 [15:20]	<SmileyG>	they are CRAP
 [15:20]	<SmileyG>	oi Javacat, saturady..... huge bbq...
 [15:20]	<Javacat>	bah
 [15:20]	<Javacat>	can't :P
 [15:20]	<Javacat>	me sister has decided she's coming over for saturday and no one else will be in :(
 [15:21]	<SmileyG>	lol
 [15:21]	<Javacat>	i had been considering coming because my sister was going to come on teh friday
 [15:22]	<Flameviper>	the friday!
 [15:22]	<dmb>	dude, this looks soooo good
 [15:22]	<Javacat>	but she phoned yesterday to change then i remembered last night when the bbq was
 [15:22]	<dmb>	IMG_6221.jpg
 [15:22]	<Flameviper>	wait, mathpet!
 [15:22]	<Flameviper>	wait, mathpet!
 [15:22]	<Flameviper>	wait, mathpet!
 [15:22]	<Flameviper>	okay, done
 [15:23]	<Flameviper>	i'm making a flash animation be submitted to newgrounds now
 [15:27]	<starshine>	why cant you take your sis to a bbq>
 [15:27]	<SmileyG>	yeah bring her too
 [15:29]	<snookums>	man il tell you what.. i cant get any FUCKIN HELP in freenode!
 [15:29]	<snookums>	EVERYONE IS FUCKING PULLING MY DICK ALL THE TIME HERE
 [15:29]	<AndrewB>	snookums: please don't swear here. :) family friendly channel
 [15:29]	<ZoFreX>	This is a a social channel but it's also family-friendly, so a few things are off topic here...   [ http://freenode.net/pounddefocus.shtml ]
 [15:29]	<snookums>	oh
 [15:29]	<snookums>	ok
 [15:30]	<ivazquez>	AndrewB: There's a reason he gets muted everywhere he goes.
 [15:30]	<deus_ex>	aha snookums i found u
 [15:30]	<snookums>	SHUT THE FUCK UP ivazquez U FUCKING CUNT
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 [15:31]	<snookums>	DID I ASK YOU BITCH?
 [15:31]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %snookums!*@* by tomaw
 [15:31]	<ErrantEgo>	gez
 [15:31]	<ErrantEgo>	geez*
 [15:31]	<SmileyG>	can we just kline him alredy ;/
 [15:31]	<AndrewB>	damn tomaw and your quicker trigger finger!
 [15:31]	<tomaw>	:)
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 [15:31]	<deus_ex>	yeah ivazquez go suck a loly
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 [15:31]	<AndrewB>	deus_ex: please be civil
 [15:31]	<deus_ex>	all i said was to suck a loly as in lolypop
 [15:31]	<AndrewB>	ok :D
 [15:31]	<Lakshmi_2>	hey!
 [15:33]	<Flameviper>	deus_ex: what else would you have meant?
 [15:33]	<Flameviper>	a loli?
 [15:33]	<Flameviper>	oh, I get it... OH SHI-
 [15:33]	<deus_ex>	hmm i dont know think what u want lol
 [15:33]	<deus_ex>	lol
 [15:33]	<Flameviper>	they should have a picture of some guy using /b/ and say "A pedophile in its natural environment".
 [15:34]	<deus_ex>	lol
 [15:34]	<Flameviper>	LOLLERSKAETS
 [15:35]	<Flameviper>	loli haet pizza
 [15:35]	<defau2t>	lol snookums, you are banned here too..
 [15:35]	>snookums<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED
 [15:35]	>snookums<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:35]	<Black>	(muted, actually)
 [15:35]	<defau2t>	a +b was used
 [15:36]	<tomaw>	+b prefixed by a % is a mute
 [15:36]	<AndrewB>	+b % so muted
 [15:36]	<defau2t>	a +b is a ban
 [15:36]	<Dave2>	quiets are only implemented with +b for client-related reasons.
 [15:36]	<defau2t>	so its a ban to the power of a mute.
 [15:36]	<Dave2>	Quiets were not implemented as +b originally
 [15:36]	<Dave2>	The only thing that has changed is +q -> +b %
 [15:36]	<Dave2>	I would argue that neither is a ban.
 [15:37]	<snookum>	well they are all fuckin homos
 [15:37]	<Dave2>	I mean, +e could be mapped to +b &host or something
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 [15:37]	<snookum>	fuckin bitches
 [15:37]	<Dave2>	that still wouldn't make +b &host a ban.
 [15:37]	<snookum>	Flameviper is a faggot too
 [15:37]	=-=	Mode #defocus +o njan by ChanServ
 [15:37]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b *!*@MW-ESR1-72-49-64-48.fuse.net by njan
 [15:37]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o njan by njan
 [15:37]	<Starnestommy>	Watch the language, please.
 [15:38]	<AndrewB>	why is my client broke..
 [15:38]	<Flameviper>	I sent snookums a message saying "OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED"
 [15:38]	<Dave2>	now, THAT'S a ban.
 [15:38]	<SmileyG>	Flameviper, why oh why
 [15:38]	<Flameviper>	to be extra safe make it
 [15:38]	<Flameviper>	/mode +b *@*
 [15:39]	<ErrantEgo>	heh, flooded off.
 [15:39]	<deus_ex>	ah why u did that
 [15:39]	<Flameviper>	actually it was "OWNED OWNED OWNED" about 50 timesa
 [15:39]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED
 [15:39]	<GazzaK>	Flameviper, don't feed em
 [15:40]	<Flameviper>	i like taunting the trolls when I'm outside their attack distance
 [15:40]	<njan>	Flameviper, that isn't particularly helpful.
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	>snookum<	OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED v
 [15:40]	<Flameviper>	okay, I'll stop
 [15:40]	<defau2t>	catalyze?
 [15:41]	<defau2t>	" i like taunting the trolls when I'm outside their attack distance" is that an admittance of cowardice?
 [15:42]	* GazzaK	clucks
 [15:43]	* Flameviper	slaps GazzaK around a bit with a large trout
 [15:43]	<Flameviper>	I taunt trolls within their attack distance as well
 [15:43]	<Flameviper>	but it's funner when they can't do anything back
 [15:43]	<njan>	Flameviper, enough, thankyou.
 [15:43]	<defau2t>	" but it's funner when they can't do anything back" thats being a coward.
 [15:43]	<defau2t>	but.. i dont care
 [15:44]	<Flameviper>	i'm sick of having my website asploded by encyclopedia dramatica weedles
 [15:44]	<Flameviper>	F**K YEAH SEAKING
 [15:44]	<Flameviper>	F**K YEAH SEAKING
 [15:44]	<Flameviper>	F**K YEAH SEAKING
 [15:44]	<Flameviper>	okay
 [15:44]	<SmileyG>	language, spamming
 [15:44]	<SmileyG>	your the troll.
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 [15:45]	<GazzaK>	seaking - I thought that was a UK helicopter?
 [15:45]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %Flameviper!*@* by AndrewB
 [15:45]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o AndrewB by ChanServ
 [15:46]	<starshine>	er that was dramatic :/
 [15:46]	<Dave2>	quite
 [15:48]	<deus_ex>	F***K
 [15:48]	<defau2t>	sure.
 [15:48]	<Dave2>	...three...asterisks?
 [15:48]	<defau1t>	Freak.
 [15:49]	<deus_ex>	yes
 [15:49]	<deus_ex>	not fcuk
 [15:49]	<AndrewB>	Can we stop being imature please.
 [15:49]	<Dave2>	surely you just need one asterisk
 [15:49]	<Dave2>	after all, an asterisk matches multiple chars
 [15:49]	<deus_ex>	lol
 [15:50]	<mootduff>	immature.
 [15:50]	<deus_ex>	as if i give a shit
 [15:50]	<SmileyG>	sigh
 [15:50]	<defau1t>	yeah, it has 2 m's... that word does.
 [15:50]	<AndrewB>	deus_ex: please watch your language..
 [15:50]	<SmileyG>	njan please.
 [15:50]	<SmileyG>	AndrewB, i think its timeto stop being nice :/
 [15:50]	<Lorax>	what's the point of a ban without a kick? as a warning?
 [15:50]	<defau1t>	but.. that mean... :o mean!
 [15:50]	<njan>	Lorax, bans without kicks are also mutes.
 [15:50]	<SmileyG>	lorax, it stops them talking
 [15:50]	<tomaw>	Lorax: it prevents them sending to the channel too
 [15:50]	<defau1t>	no! you cant be mean..
 [15:50]	<defau1t>	not here.
 [15:50]	<Lorax>	ah
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +o AndrewB by ChanServ
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %defau1t!*@* by AndrewB
 [15:51]	<Dave2>	+q is mute!
 [15:51]	<deus_ex>	what shit is not a bad word it means poop and everyone poops
 [15:51]	<njan>	Dave2, as is a plain ban.
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %deus_ex!*@* by AndrewB
 [15:51]	<SmileyG>	finally
 [15:51]	<Dave2>	njan, yus, but it's not overly effective as a mute
 [15:51]	<reaVer>	fart shit fuck fuckerdy fuck fuck fuck pussy cock slut whore
 [15:51]	<Dave2>	since once they've parted, they can't rejoin
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +o njan by ChanServ
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %reaVer!*@* by AndrewB
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b *!*@unaffiliated/reaver by njan
 [15:51]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o njan by njan
 [15:52]	<InsaneJuggalo>	lol
 [15:52]	=-=	Mode #defocus +o njan by ChanServ
 [15:52]	<SmileyG>	kline time.
 [15:52]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %*!*@89.148.29.143 by njan
 [15:52]	<SmileyG>	for ban evading.
 [15:52]	<SmileyG>	stpo being nice.
 [15:52]	<SmileyG>	:/
 [15:52]	<mootduff>	:/
 [15:52]	>SmileyG<	THEYVE GONE BARZARK
 [15:52]	<spaz>	:/
 [15:52]	<beu>	ban evading?
 [15:52]	<njan>	Dave2, this is true. I just need to get around to setting up a +q alias for when I'm in a hurry :)
 [15:52]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o AndrewB by ChanServ
 [15:53]	<SmileyG>	hey beu!! :)
 [15:53]	=-=	Mode #defocus -b *!*@unaffiliated/reaver by njan
 [15:53]	<beu>	hiyo.
 [15:53]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %*!*@unaffiliated/reaver by njan
 [15:53]	<tomaw>	beu!
 [15:53]	<beu>	zomghi!
 [15:53]	<SmileyG>	D:
 [15:53]	<SmileyG>	zombies?
 [15:53]	* Dave2	evades beu's ban
 [15:53]	* beu	puts Dave2 back in his box.
 [15:53]	=-=	Mode #defocus -b *!*@MW-ESR1-72-49-64-48.fuse.net by njan
 [15:53]	=-=	Mode #defocus +b %*!*@MW-ESR1-72-49-64-48.fuse.net by njan
 [15:53]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o njan by njan
 [15:53]	<Dave2>	I took my BOXes back home
 [15:53]	<Dave2>	I only have my inflatable goat's box, and my printer box left...
 [15:53]	<beu>	Dave2: shhhh, you're in a box.
 [15:54]	<Dave2>	I use the printer box as a footrest
 [15:54]	<SmileyG>	Dave2, moving for me is so fun...
 [15:54]	<Dave2>	Because my chair is too high for my feet to reach the ground
 [15:54]	<Dave2>	:(
 [15:54]	<beu>	teehee.
 [15:54]	<SmileyG>	1. the street is closed from where we are moving from, and where we are moving to. 2. the student home people told us they dont open sunday (which is when our landlord said we can enter)
 [15:55]	<SmileyG>	i know why mute fails, you can joinflood :<
 [15:55]	<tomaw>	Not for long.
 [15:55]	<SmileyG>	lol
 [15:55]	<beu>	two join/parts don't really count as floods, either. ;)
 [15:55]	<SmileyG>	well until im staff, i can't be shuuuuure.
 [15:55]	>SmileyG<	okay, stop
 [15:56]	>njan<	Why are you going berserk?
 [15:56]	<SmileyG>	and tgeh people pming me, stop it.
 [15:56]	<AndrewB>	SmileyG: use /ignore ?
 [15:56]	* InsaneJuggalo	yawns
 [15:56]	* xteddy	hugs sleepy InsaneJuggalo
 [15:56]	<SmileyG>	AndrewB, xchat is gay aout ginore
 [15:57]	<SmileyG>	yey, abuse
 [15:57]	<Dave2>	what is wrong with xchat's /ignore?
 [15:57]	<starshine>	certainty is not guaranteed no matter who you are
 [15:57]	<beu>	it's apparantly homosexual.
 [15:57]	<starshine>	take it from me :(
 [15:57]	<runtime>	Can anyone recommend me some artists for hard trance? I like DJ Dean, what other artists are like him in their music?
 [15:58]	<Dave2>	beu, apparently so :(
 [15:58]	<beu>	runtime: acseven.co.uk !
 [15:58]	<SmileyG>	starshine, but i want dA powaR!!
 [15:59]	<runtime>	beu, leads to an ad page
 [15:59]	<beu>	eek. L.
 [15:59]	<I-WILL-RAPE-YOU>	hey guys!
 [15:59]	<I-WILL-RAPE-YOU>	whats up?
 [16:00]	<Dave2>	beu, eek. M.
 [16:00]	<runtime>	Change the nick joker boyt
 [16:00]	<I-WILL-RAPE-YOU>	Change my what?
 [16:00]	<I-WILL-RAPE-YOU>	ohh
 [16:00]	<I-WILL-RAPE-YOU>	i see
 [16:00]	=-=	Mode #defocus +o AndrewB by ChanServ
 [16:00]	<njan>	I-WILL-RAPE-YOU, we'd prefer if you used a less provocative nick, pelase.
 [16:00]	<njan>	s/pel/ple/
 [16:00]	=-=	Mode #defocus -b %Flameviper!*@* by AndrewB
 [16:00]	<njan>	I-WILL-RAPE-YOU, I'd refer you to the channel guidelines - http://freenode.net/pounddefocus.shtml#family-friendly
 [16:00]	<Flameviper>	I-WILL-RAPE-YOU, please stop being stupid
 [16:00]	<Flameviper>	I-WILL-RAPE-YOU, please stop having that name
 [16:00]	<starshine>	*cough*
 [16:01]	<seventythree>	whew
 [16:01]	* starshine	aches
 [16:01]	<seventythree>	its hard to change your nick here
 [16:01]	<seventythree>	everything is already taken
 [16:01]	<Flameviper>	what about twosixteen
 [16:01]	<runtime>	Er...seventythree........
 [16:01]	<starshine>	even if it is, pls pick something less - wicked - to come in and ask for help picking a name
 [16:01]	<seventythree>	whats so great about twosixteen?
 [16:01]	<starshine>	216 is the number of X11 websafe colours :)
 [16:01]	<seventythree>	seventythree is wicked?
 [16:01]	=-=	Mode #defocus -o AndrewB by ChanServ
 [16:02]	* Flameviper	is wracked with hearty guffaws such that not only is he rolling to and fro on the ground, his posterior has separated itself from his body
 [16:02]	<starshine>	no, but physical abusive nicks are
 [16:02]	<Flameviper>	ROFLMAO
 [16:02]	<seventythree>	that other nick is from the network i was on last night
 [16:02]	<Flameviper>	http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384416
 [16:02]	<Flameviper>	I maed a falsch animation
 [16:02]	<starshine>	um this is NOT a pervnet :(
 [16:02]	<Dave2>	It's not? Damn.
 [16:02]	* Dave2	disconnects.
 [16:02]	<runtime>	It is, just not publicly :P
 [16:03]	<Flameviper>	pervnet?
 [16:03]	<runtime>	Anyways, I'm off to watch some por....er...I mean...eat some corn...
 [16:04]	<starshine>	<meta> why is it that people only decide it's ok and even normal to be polite to folks, when there's a girl around to think they're a dork, or an op around to whap them upside the head?</meta>
 [16:04]	<starshine>	I now return you to your regularly scheduled donut shoppe and espresso bar
 [16:04]	<Flameviper>	wha-?
 [16:04]	<tomaw>	starshine: krazy kremes?
 [16:04]	<starshine>	krispy
 [16:04]	<starshine>	and sure
 [16:05]	<beu>	mmm, krispy...
 [16:05]	<starshine>	donuts fresh off the donut-making and cooling rack
 [16:05]	<Flameviper>	I am so high...
 [16:05]	<tomaw>	beu: now available at Paddington too, or so miss says ;)
 [16:05]	<starshine>	Flameviper: tbh we really dont need to know
 [16:05]	<Flameviper>	on VIPER!
 [16:06]	<beu>	tomaw: and canary wharf :D
 [16:06]	<starshine>	saw a darwin award yesterday about people who got bit by black mambas
 [16:06]	<tomaw>	ooh
 [16:06]	<starshine>	getting bit by a deadly snake isnt enough to win the award
 [16:06]	<starshine>	deciding to enjoy the poison cuz its fun that gets you a new high score though
 [16:06]	<CCFreak2K>	Nothing says "Darwin award" like a VW bug with a jet engine.
 [16:07]	<mootduff>	?
 [16:07]	<runtime>	Flameviper: Lolz
 [16:07]	<starshine>	nvm
 [16:07]	<mootduff>	oh yay!
 [16:07]	* starshine	is obviously in too weird a mood today
 [16:07]	<SmileyG>	me too
 [16:07]	<SmileyG>	can i be staff?
 [16:07]	<Heavenquake>	wahh
 [16:07]	<mootduff>	no.
 [16:07]	<SmileyG>	:(
 [16:07]	* starshine	turns SmileyG into a wizardry log and puts a nice gemstone on him
 [16:07]	<njan>	SmileyG, if you keep smiling, and catalyse, you'll be noticed. :)
 [16:07]	<nineeleven>	is heroin one of those things you aren't allowed to talk about?
 [16:08]	<starshine>	illegal matters arent ok on this network
 [16:08]	<starshine>	so probably, not.
 [16:08]	<nineeleven>	oh
 [16:08]	<Flameviper>	viper is a naturally produced substance, usually present in the brains of 13-year-old males with ADHD
 [16:08]	<SmileyG>	njan.... well i've been trying for 3 years hahhahahaha
 [16:08]	<Flameviper>	at about 4 in the morning
 [16:08]	* SmileyG	wonders about dicussing poppy seeds
 [16:08]	<Flameviper>	after consuming copious amounts of pasta/cannabis
 [16:09]	<beu>	SmileyG: admit it, you only want to be able to use the kline stick.
 [16:09]	<starshine>	um
 [16:09]	<Flameviper>	the only cure for viper is to either wait it out or to play 32-bit video games for several hours
 [16:09]	<starshine>	thc is a natural element of sleep dep, it doesnt mean it's not dumb as rocks to sleep dep just for a high.
 [16:09]	<SmileyG>	beu na, iw ant to make freenode grrrrrrroooooooooooow!
 [16:10]	<Flameviper>	SmileyG: OMG YOU HAVE VIPER
 [16:10]	<Dave2>	calvin kline.
 [16:10]	<starshine>	Dave2: :)
 [16:10]	<Flameviper>	Viper could also be cured by a high dosage of succinylcholine or acetylcholinesterase
 [16:11]	* starshine	passes Dave2 a dnout, and his goat a nice chewy tin can.
 [16:11]	<Dave2>	mmmm, food
 [16:11]	<SmileyG>	starshine, i've done tht before tho
 [16:11]	<SmileyG>	just to see how my body reacts
 [16:11]	<SmileyG>	and supprisingly i last a long time
 [16:11]	<Flameviper>	I like funder
 [16:11]	<beu>	Dave2: shh, you're in a box etc.
 [16:11]	<SmileyG>	and then suddenly, so sleeeeepy!
 [16:12]	<Dave2>	beu, nah, I wouldn't fit in a box.
 [16:12]	<beu>	Dave2: I have very large-small boxes!
 [16:12]	<Flameviper>	dave2: what about your mom's box? she let me see it last night ib bed!
 [16:12]	<Flameviper>	BAWWWWWW
 [16:12]	<starshine>	maybe he's in xteddy's cookie jar
 [16:12]	<Dave2>	beu, whut.
 [16:12]	<Dave2>	Flameviper, I'm glad for you.
 [16:12]	<starshine>	xteddy: gimme a real wardrobe.
 [16:12]	* xteddy	nods, and fetches starshine a real wardrobe.
 [16:12]	<Flameviper>	don't you want to know what funder is?

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